I Sing the Bookstore Eclectic by Ray Bradbury

I Sing the Bookstore Eclectic (Ray Bradbury essay, 1989)

It is a labyrinth, a tomb, a catacomb, a maze. It is the best walk-through multimedia experience, if not on Earth, if not in all America, at least in the western part of the United States. In its dusty roundabout winding corridors, turn here and you collide with Shaw, turn there and you knock elbows with Gibbon, go farther on and you wind up in the company of a wild bunch of Victorian children, nameless until now, surrounding you elephant-high on all sides, calling their titles and daring you to remember. What I describe is the Acres of Books bookstore in Long Beach. (It does, indeed, cover the better part of an acre, a whole city block on Long Beach Boulevard.)

To continue, it is a watering hole, a grand place to prowl on rainy days, to open books never seen before and probably never to be seen again, as the rain chatters on the high tin roofs, and you get that old wondrous time-spell feeling of hoping that when you turn the next stack you’ll meet a lion with a pride of hunters soon behind. Carl Akeley, on the shelf, grabs a rhino’s horn and leaps over its back to land safely. Somewhere in the high dust, Martin and Osa Johnson still fly over Kilimanjaro, and the children of Dickens grub in the soot and ask for more.

But, you protest, most bookstores have some of the above. Most libraries contain a touch of dust magic, a remembrance of fabled years. The characters you love do swarm the monkey-tree stacks.

Good. But not good enough.

I go to Acres of Books, as I go to Paris, or Rome, or London, or New York, to be – lost.

Half the fun of travel, as we all know, is the aesthetic of lostness. Not being able to put Piccadilly together with Regent Street or relate Hyde Park to distant Charing Cross, that is deliciousness. To go down the Spanish Steps in Rome and – vanish. To go out in Paris midnight crowds and wonder why you love it so, as texture after texture drifts by and you wish you could walk forever.

So it is with Acres of Books. I go there, finally and completely, to be lost, in two ways. Not only in the serpentine multiplicity of shelf on shelf and stack on stack, but lost in the variety of strange people I meet. Far over in the Victorian section, I stumble on 500 books by four dozen authors I have never heard of before, all published between 1870 and 1905. Henty is there, of course, and Kipling. But who ever heard of James Otis, or W.H.G. Kingston, or Harry Castlemon, and why not just seize them and invite them home?

Old theater programs from London plays in 1905? They’re there. Art books published in 1899? They’re there.

I go there on rainy days for a good dose of this lostness, plus the grand incense of book dust, which I deeply inhale as others take snuff, and clean the booktops with a sneeze.

Is all this romantic bilge, spilled forth by an aging Martian who has lost his marbles in the tomb? If a million books aren’t romantic, what is? Is all this worth the savor of walking through and wanting never to come out, because these corridors filled with imagination and history are preferable to that drab spring-fog noon waiting to trap you out on the careless street? It is. Worth everything. And cheap. I bought 30 books there one great rainy morn, for $42.55!

The place may be gone soon. A phalanx of city officials, eminent domain specialists, urban planners, and gang-banging steam shovels may soon knock the place flat, shut up Chesterton-Shaw’s debates, march Caesar’s legions into the sea, and cement the whole damned thing over.

Better get there while you can. The dust is waiting like an Orient spice. The literary ghosts are waiting like the friends you always wanted and now at last find. The winding corridors promise you to be forever going on a journey and forever lost. Bring your flashlight for late in the day. Ask for me. Tut’s in there somewhere. Inquire. He’ll tell you where I am.

(Transcribed from a printout of an old California Magazine scan. The essay seems to have vanished from the internet, so I’m putting it back up. I was a regular customer at this very bookstore and it was awesome. The owners were forced to close in 2008 due to pesky developer greed. The building sat empty for years and another developer recently acquired and razed it. Only a tiny sliver of the 1933 Streamline Moderne facade remains.)

A Momentary Channeling of Ray Bradbury

It’s a gentle Southern California afternoon just a few miles from the coast of Long Beach. The sound of birds calling out in a harmonious sense of discord. The ants in front of me on the hot concrete mill back and forth to and fro, gently greeting each other for just a moment as they continue on their journey.

I look up to see the leaves of my Betula Birch, which I planted some fifteen years ago—it may have even been sixteen. The leaves bristled back and forth quickly, then slowly, and back again as the gentle breeze from the south worked them up into an audible frenzy. Which reminds me…I need to trim Betty a little.

As I look down at the 60-year-old warm concrete beneath my feet, I’m reminded that my father and his father before him may have very well stood here, just like me, looking at this same piece of ground, the same sky, breathing in that same sense of awe that I am experiencing.

They may have even experienced many years earlier, that same joy I feel…Sitting here today.

I Met Ray Bradbury On This Day

How often do we get to meet our superheroes?

On Saturday, April 05, 2008, the day Charlton Heston died, I met my literary superhero, Ray Bradbury. The wifeypoo(Susan) had convinced me to skip out on my work responsibilities. That we would have more fun visiting her favorite mortuary, Hollywood Forever, followed by a dinner at Palms Thai, a restaurant with a Thai Elvis impersonator. Little did I know I would also be meeting my literary hero Ray Bradbury.

At that time in my life, I had been working as a Longshoreman, Electrician, and Radio DJ. Had an expensive life at that time I guess. That and I’m pretty sure I’ve always been a work-a-holic. I still work way too much. Nonetheless, the wife cajoled me into taking the night off to drive up to Hollywood Forever for another one of our regular wanderings about the grounds of the old graveyard and mausoleum. Honestly, I wasn’t too thrilled to be going out that night and was somewhat of a petulant child about having gone. That is until I almost ran Ray Bradbury down with my olive green 2006 Toyota Camry.

Interestingly, Ray was a man who took it upon himself to never drive an automobile. He didn’t like them very much and felt the world would be a better place without them. Maybe he was right. At this point, we will never know. I imagine roads filled with driverless vehicles within my own lifetime. It could be a reality already if we really wanted it to be. It’s 2022 and the current level of testing that they are doing with fleets of driverless vehicles is proving positively that they are much safer than humans behind the wheel.

True to form, without a vehicle, Ray Bradbury was out with his caretaker for a night on the town. Or at least a cup of Starbucks coffee.

Wifeypoo and I had just left Hollywood Forever and were headed to dinner at Palms Thai when we got diverted in search of the apartment that Julia Roberts occupied in the movie Pretty Woman located just above Hollywood Boulevard, not more than a block from where I met Ray. We headed back down to Hollywood Boulevard and were met with quite a bit of traffic. After a few boatloads of traffic and just as many rivers of pedestrians pouring across Hollywood Boulevard I saw a momentary opportunity to squeeze my car through before the next raft of short-stepping pedestrians would subject me to another red light in frustration. So I made the leap of faith.

All of a sudden the next few moments morphed strangely into a 3-second slow-motion reel as I realized the man crossing the street right in front of me was none other than Ray Bradbury. The only thing I could utter was, “Oh my God, that’s Ray Bradbury.” I was so shocked I’m almost surprised I didn’t rear-end the car that was just before me as I made the turn.

Filled with emotion and amazement I started craning my head around to see where he was going next. As I look to my right I see him being assisted by his caretaker, both heading into the front door of Starbucks Coffee. I was now a man on a mission and I knew what my next move would be. Find something that was likely not going to exist that close to Hollywood Boulevard. An open parking space on a busy Saturday evening. But alas, my karmic bank must have been overfull that night because like a miracle of that same God I called out for in surprise made parted a Red Sea of cars, providing me with a parking spot just outside of Starbucks, and one with no parking meter hungrily begging for nutrient-rich coin. So I fulfilled my calling and parked the car.

Filled to the brim with emotion I jumped out of the car and headed into the Starbucks. Not sure why, but for some reason, the wifeypoo stayed in the car. Gathering my composure, I entered Starbucks to be greeted by none other than Ray Bradbury.

I imagine you can tell by the look on my face that I was in rather good spirits. Over the years I had intended on going to a book signing or attending a lecture of his but never did. This however was much better. After paying him a debt of gratitude for inspiring me to want to read more as a boy in Junior High, he asked me which of his books I liked the most. I told him that I’m not sure I could nail it down to just one, so I didn’t. I had two favorite books. The Martian Chronicles and Fahrenheit 451. Afterwhich he invited me to attend the opening night of a new rendering of Fahrenheit 451 taking place just two weeks later at the Fremont Centre Theatre in Pasadena. Of course, I took him up on the offer.

The theatre was cozy, to say the least. If I remember correctly, it only seated about 50 guests. And Ray Bradbury was one of them on that opening night.

After the show, Susan and I had a chance to talk with Ray for a moment while he was signing books for people. He signed a copy of Something Wicked This Way Comes for me. We even got to share a glass of wine with him. It was a nice evening and a great way to get to know someone that you look up to. And to boot, he was a genuinely nice person interested in those that invested their time reading his books. In some sense, it felt like he was as happy to see all of us as we were to see him.

It’s hard to say what the best thing was about the whole experience, but I will never forget what he said when I introduced him to my wife. He said, “Why didn’t you tell me your wife was so fu**ing beautiful?”

I write this almost 10 years after Ray Bradbury passed away. And I would like to imagine that he is able to in some way read this post along with all of the other kind words that people have written about him since he moved on. That being said…

Hey there friend. It has been a while since we spoke last. Since that time you looked upon my beautiful wife, we have gone our separate ways. She is still a beautiful and wonderful person, but we just couldn’t get along together in a healthy manner, so we decided to build a better life apart. I’m not sure if you remember, or if I even mentioned it to you, but she is a mortician and is often found working in various cemeteries around Southern California. And she occasionally ends up there at Westwood Memorial to visit Norma Jeane Mortenson(Marilyn Monroe) along with some of her other favorite actors. And on occasion, she makes her way past your little piece of eternal real estate. So keep your eyes open my friend. You may just get to see another side of her as she stops by to pay her respects.

I’ve got a lot more work to do catching up to the likes of you. You see, these days I am an author too, and it’s going to take me a while to catch up to you and your legacy, but I’m going to do it. I know the secret thanks to you. I’ll see you in a bit old friend. Then we can both enjoy the view from that generous and welcoming porch at your timeshare on Mars. We can sip a little dandelion wine late one October night while looking back on Earth from afar. By then Elon Musk will have those rockets you described so well running on a regular schedule and they can provide us with that gentle rumble off in the distance that will bring a smile to your face.

Until then, your friend.

Michael J. Loomis